KGB in the USA

CNN.com - Boys arrested for stick figure drawings - Jan 26, 2005

We have achieved new measures of legal retardation.

Is it really necessary to haul off every 9 year old boy who draws a stick figure murder scene, and charge him with a felony?

Should we charge Trey Parker and Matt Stone with a felony every week when they dismember, disembowel, behead or disintegrate Kenny?

What about Bugs Bunny and Daffy? What about Marvin the Martian? He's been threatening to blow up the earth for the past 40 years.

I'm pretty sure that the first amendment covers every 9 year old boy's right to draw a stick figure of the president's head falling off if he wanted to.

Does this happen in other "developed" nations?

It's Official

I was hoping that the earth would open up and swallow the whitehouse, or maybe the entire cabinet would suffer from a severe case of amnesia, which would effectively render them (obviously) unfit to run our country...

but no. Fucking inauguration day. I'm so depressed. Why do all the good guys get assassinated?

I wonder if I'd make a good Canadian.

In other news, the Christians are all pissed off because they think Spongebob is gay.
They don't want Spongebob and Bob the Builder to preach tolerance to the tune of YMCA. Lord help us if preschoolers are taught to treat people with respect even though they are gay or Muslim.

Fucking Focus on the Family. James Dobson is another one who would benefit from a case of amnesia.

If Jesus loves this guy more than the rest of us, then he can have him all to himself...

Oh, and the Tsunami. What a great opportunity to make a quick buck! Never mind that there are 200,000 people dead and even more displaced. Sickening.

I wish I could find a place where none of this matters.

Anyway...

I have no faith in humanity. We all think that we are better than everyone else. We would rather step on your face than help your grandmother cross the street. We hide behind group-think and our "religions".

... the other day I was talking with a co-worker. She told me that she is a Jehova's Witness. I realized that she gets the same reaction from people that I get when I tell them about myself.
I wish we could all just step down from our soap-boxes and respect each other.

Whatever.

Go get your kicks from making others feel like shit. Laaard knows I do.
...people with personalized license plates, Bush bumper stickers... etc. I'm too chicken shit to pull up next to them at a traffic light and tell them that I think they are morons.

I'm done caring.
I quit.
No more recycling.
No more eco-friendly products.
No more donations to third world countries.
No more volunteering.
The girl scouts can find some other asshole to eat their thin mints.

Well...

It's more than a month since my last post and it's a whole new year. I've always hated January. It takes me about six months to get used to dating papers and documents correctly. By the time I get it right, it's a new year already. A few months ago I actually put "1995" on a form I was filling out...

Anyway, I guess I haven't really had much to say about anything for the past month or so.
I was sick with some nasty bronchial thing and didn't feel much like writing...
and then I started working.
I started working with a bunch of juveniles slinging over-priced coffee to overly-zealous and shiny-plastic yuppies.
Well... what can I say? It pays the bills.