Did you know that geckos bark?

I'm not kidding. There are a million of them here. Right here. In this house.
They scurry across the walls in the middle of the night when they think we are all asleep. At least they aren't cockroaches.

This one green little guy looked right at me and made this high pitch squeaky noise.

So far, I've learned two things in Hawaii:

1. Geckos bark.
2. Pineapples grow out of the ground.

Why the hell don't they call them pinetomatoes or something else?