Craigs List Craziness

Ok, so I haven't posted anything since January, not because I don't have anything to say... I'm just really, really lazy.

Anyway, I"m in the process of moving back to San Francisco. I have been scouring Craigs List to find the perfect place. I want a studio for under 1100/month with hard wood floors and big windows. I don't care if people are selling crack on the corner, but I would rather live in a neighborhood where there is a smaller chance that I will get knifed for my sneakers. (Not that anyone would go to the trouble for a pair of size 3 1/2 pink Chuck Taylors).

Anyway, I found this posting, which gave me a chuckle...
I half-way considered it, because of the astronomical rent in the Bay Area.

Reply to: hous-155175541@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-27, 10:34AM PDT


Recently remodeled grave, circa 1800's - previous tenant relocated to Colma - remodeled just for you. Cozy and cute, with granite counter tops and period wood detailing. New "skylight" provides ample light and much needed ventilation. No pets, smoking, or section 8. Located on the UC Laurel Heights campus, convenient to mass transportation. Hurry, this won't last long at this price!

California st. at presidio ave. google map yahoo map

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